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Dive into the vibrant flavors of our non-alcoholic Mojito, expertly crafted with a perfect blend of white rum essence, fresh mint, and the zesty brightness of all-natural lime juice.
Crafted from the finest ingredients, our non-alcoholic drinks reinvent the classic cocktail experience, making every sip a celebration.
Simply chill, serve, and enjoy the moment!
Our Mojito is perfect for a picnic with friends, or a hot summer day at the beach.
Savyll Mojito 250mL
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$5.49
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$5.49
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Introducing our new collaboration with the renowned Four Horsemen restaurant in Brooklyn, New York.
The blend
A silky still red made from Stevnsbær sour cherry wine, ice-clarified tomato water, lacto-fermented beetroot, bayleaf and green peppercorn water kefir.
Tasting notes
Ripe red fruit to the fore. With balanced acidity and a luxurious texture, the blend is given intricate savouriness from the salty beetroot and has a lightly spicy finish.
Pairing
Pair with duck, root vegetables, or ideally the delicious toulouse sausage with mashed potatoes and prunes that is on the menu at the Four Horsemen from time to time.
Ingredients
Sour cherry juice, water, red currant juice, tomato water, beetroot, sugar, green peppercorn*, bay leaf, salt, yeast.
Muri The Four Horsemen
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$49.99
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$49.99
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The Pathfinder Hemp and Root is inspired by the apothecarial mysteries of Old West snake oil salesmen, alternative medicine, and the supernatural marvels that go hand-in-hand with them. The resulting liquid is equally wild and enigmatic, leading our drinkers to new realms of flavor both tangible and surreal. With an eye to the future of drinks and a thirst for progress in booze-free spirits, Hemp and Root hearkens to a bygone age while raising the standard of flavor and quality in non-alcoholic spirits.
The Pathfinder travels well in our signature spritz recipe, with a splash of citrus and a rush of bubbles, but thisunique herbal elixirlends itself to a multitude of delicious concoctions.
The Pathfinder
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$59.99
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$59.99
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