
Coming Spring 2025
Dry Humour is excited to expand our Zeno Wines collection with four exceptional additions: Sparkling Rosé, Sparkling Macabeo, Tempranillo, and Viura White. These premium alcohol-free wines offer everything you expect from Zeno—elegance, complexity, and celebration-ready flavor.
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Zeno is Redefining Alcohol-Free Elegance
Premium, dry, and crafted for celebration—Zeno delivers sophisticated alcohol-free wines without compromise.






Bobal Rosé
ZENO Alcohol-Liberated Rosé, crafted from the Bobal varietal, embodies elegance and freshness. This exquisite non-alcoholic wine features a bright rose pink hue and enticing aromas of red summer fruits and peaches. The palate offers a delightful mix of crunchy redcurrant, wild raspberry, and white stone fruit flavours, enhanced by vibrant acidity and subtle herbaceous notes. Perfectly balanced, this Rosé provides a long, textured finish, making it an ideal choice for any occasion.
Wild raspberry, crunchy redcurrant, and white stone fruit flavors come alive in this delightful rose. Pair it with grilled shrimp, seared scallops, or light fish dishes like tilapia or cod. Perfect for outdoor gatherings, picnics, and brunches!
Why Zeno Belongs on Your Shelf

Award-Winning

Vegan Friendly

Spanish Vineyards

Low Sugar

Low Calorie

Non-alcoholic wines that honor the tradition and spirit of true viticulture
Zeno crafts award-winning non-alcoholic wines that bring sophistication to every celebration. Perfect for those who crave the elegance of traditional wines without the alcohol, Zeno captures the artistry of winemaking with every bottle.
Each pour offers a dry, complex, and beautifully balanced experience that mirrors the finest still and sparkling wines. Through a meticulous de-alcoholization process, Zeno preserves the structure, flavor, and bouquet that true wine lovers expect. Choosing Zeno means embracing a lifestyle where taste, tradition, and mindful drinking coexist—without compromise.
Real-World Raves for Zeno Wines
Zeno is by some margin the best in the growing non-alcoholic wine category.
@vinesack. Drinks Expert
I've tested more than 100 alcohol-friendly drinks - there are the only ones worth buying.
OMG! I'm a fan. These guys have nailed it.
TV Presenter
Absolutely Mega! Frankly, it's the best non-alcoholic wine I've tasted. It smells like wine. It tastes like wine. I think it's absolutely wicked.
Wine Writer, Expert, & Presenter


From sparkling celebrations to midweek meals, elevate every dish and every occasion
For something refreshingly unexpected, reach for the Zeno Bobal Rosé—a vibrant, alcohol-free wine made from Spain’s bold Bobal grape. This rosé delivers bright notes of red berries, soft florals, and a crisp, dry finish that pairs beautifully with Mediterranean fare, grilled salmon, or summer salads with citrus vinaigrette. It’s also the perfect pour for garden parties, rooftop evenings, or any occasion where style and flavour matter just as much as inclusivity.
As we continue to add Zeno's lineup of wines to our offering later in 2025, you can look forward to enjoying the Zeno Sparkling White with oysters, sushi, or herbed goat cheese. The Tempranillo Cabernet complements grilled vegetables, mushroom risotto, and slow-roasted meats beautifully. The Brut Rosé is a match made for charcuterie boards, citrusy salads, or celebratory desserts.
With Zeno, every pairing is an opportunity to savor sophistication—without the alcohol.

Preliminary B Corp Registered
Spain is a world leader in sustainability. From vineyard to glass, our supply chain has the highest sustainability standards. Harnessing sun & wind for energy; conserving water; upcycling waste; using recyclable packaging & lightweight glass minimise our carbon footprint.
What Makes Dry Humour Different?
It's not just what we sell — it’s how we do it.

Premium Brands
Every brand we carry is hand-picked for quality, flavour, and shelf appeal.

No Compromises
Our collection is tailored for anyone who wants to raise a glass without compromise.

Built for Trade
Our wholesale pricing keeps your costs low and profits high.

Fast, Reliable Shipping
Packed with care and shipped Canada-wide with speed, so you can stock sooner.