Non-Alcoholic Drinks Wholesale Distributor in Canada – Dry Humour Drinks
What Makes Dry Humour Different?
It’s not just what we sell — it’s how we do it.
Premium Brands
Every brand we carry is hand-picked for quality, flavour, and shelf appeal.
No Compromises
Our collection is tailored for anyone who wants to raise a glass without compromise.
Built for Trade
Our wholesale pricing is designed to keep your costs low and your profits high.
Fast, Reliable Shipping
Packed with care and shipped Canada-wide with speed, so you can stock sooner.
Who We Work With
Whether you’re pouring, stocking, or gifting, we help Canadian businesses serve zero-proof drinks with full personality.
Pours with purpose
Bars & Restaurants
Serve premium low- and non-alcoholic options that feel at home on your cocktail list or wine menu. From complex reds to celebratory bubbles, we stock brands your team will be proud to pour.
Ready to stock, built to sell
Retailers & Grocers
Shelf-stable, margin-friendly and beautiful branded, our bottles move fast. Especially with in-store tastings and zero-proof discovery kits.
Good for you, good for business
Wellness, Hospitality & Events
Support mindful moments and elevated experiences with drinks that align with wellness, clarity, and modern hospitality.
Premium Brands Curated For Modern Tastes
We partner with the best, so you can stock with confidence.
“At Prima Pavé, we’re proud to partner with Dry Humour Drinks as a cornerstone of our Canadian strategy. Their deep understanding of both the wine world and the fast-growing non-alcoholic movement makes them an ideal collaborator. With a curated approach, strong retail connections, and a shared passion for premium, sophisticated sipping experiences, Dry Humour is perfectly placed to bring our award-winning wines to savvy drinkers across Canada.”
Trusted by Businesses Like Yours
Trusted by Canadian businesses to deliver drinks with no alcohol and no compromise.
I recently discovered Dry Humour and I'm so glad I did! I'm trying to cut back on alcohol and was struggling to find good alternatives.
Calgary, AB
Loved the Drop Bear Beers, especially the IPA. I can't really tell they are non-alc.
Calgary, AB
Dry Humor has been a game-changer since I got pregnant! I'm impressed with the quality of the drinks they offer. Pathfinder cocktails are delish.
Victoria, BC
All over The Pathfinder for my cocktails right now. I get all the taste, but without the alcohol. Give it a try, you'll love it.
Gabriola, BC
Dry Humour have made it easy to enjoy a great drink without the alcohol. Don't have to search through pages of options. They really do pick only the best stuff. Everything has been great so far. Highly recommended!
Calgary, BC
Getting Started Is Simple
From sign-up to shelves in just a few steps.
1. Apply For Access
Complete a short wholesale form.
2. Get Approved
We'll review and set-up your account within 24-48 hours.
