Non-Alcoholic Drinks Wholesale Distributor in Canada – Dry Humour Drinks

Friends enjoying premium non-alcoholic wine beer and cocktails on a patio overlooking an urban Canadian city

Zero-Proof That Means Business

Curated non-alcoholic drinks for forward-thinking retailers, restaurants, and hotels.

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What Makes Dry Humour Different?

It’s not just what we sell — it’s how we do it.

Premium Brands

Every brand we carry is hand-picked for quality, flavour, and shelf appeal.

No Compromises

Our collection is tailored for anyone who wants to raise a glass without compromise.

Built for Trade

Our wholesale pricing is designed to keep your costs low and your profits high.

Fast, Reliable Shipping

Packed with care and shipped Canada-wide with speed, so you can stock sooner.

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Who We Work With

Whether you’re pouring, stocking, or gifting, we help Canadian businesses serve zero-proof drinks with full personality.

Dry Humour Drinks

Pours with purpose

Bars & Restaurants

Serve premium low- and non-alcoholic options that feel at home on your cocktail list or wine menu. From complex reds to celebratory bubbles, we stock brands your team will be proud to pour.

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Dry Humour Drinks

Ready to stock, built to sell

Retailers & Grocers

Shelf-stable, margin-friendly and beautiful branded, our bottles move fast. Especially with in-store tastings and zero-proof discovery kits.

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Dry Humour Drinks

Good for you, good for business

Wellness, Hospitality & Events

Support mindful moments and elevated experiences with drinks that align with wellness, clarity, and modern hospitality.

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Premium Brands Curated For Modern Tastes

We partner with the best, so you can stock with confidence.


“At Prima Pavé, we’re proud to partner with Dry Humour Drinks as a cornerstone of our Canadian strategy. Their deep understanding of both the wine world and the fast-growing non-alcoholic movement makes them an ideal collaborator. With a curated approach, strong retail connections, and a shared passion for premium, sophisticated sipping experiences, Dry Humour is perfectly placed to bring our award-winning wines to savvy drinkers across Canada.”

- Marco Marano | Founder, Prima Pavé

Trusted by Businesses Like Yours

Trusted by Canadian businesses to deliver drinks with no alcohol and no compromise.

I recently discovered Dry Humour and I'm so glad I did! I'm trying to cut back on alcohol and was struggling to find good alternatives. 

Mel Robinson

Calgary, AB

Loved the Drop Bear Beers, especially the IPA. I can't really tell they are non-alc.

Andrew Thompson

Calgary, AB

Dry Humor has been a game-changer since I got pregnant! I'm impressed with the quality of the drinks they offer. Pathfinder cocktails are delish.

Muci Wu

Victoria, BC

All over The Pathfinder for my cocktails right now. I get all the taste, but without the alcohol. Give it a try, you'll love it.

Linda Mah

Gabriola, BC

Dry Humour have made it easy to enjoy a great drink without the alcohol. Don't have to search through pages of options. They really do pick only the best stuff. Everything has been great so far. Highly recommended!

Kenwick Chui

Calgary, BC

Getting Started Is Simple

From sign-up to shelves in just a few steps.

1. Apply For Access

Complete a short wholesale form.

2. Get Approved

We'll review and set-up your account within 24-48 hours.

3. Start Shopping

View pricing, order online, and reorder easily.